“The 12 Months of 2020”
An Ode to 2020
December 9, 2020
On the first month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the second month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 2 candidates and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the third month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the fourth month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the fifth month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the sixth month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 6 feet of distance, 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the seventh month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 7 wildfires, 6 feet of distance, 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the eighth month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 8 google meets, 7 wildfires, 6 feet of distance, 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the ninth month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 9 political protests, 8 google meets, 7 wildfires, 6 feet of distance, 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the tenth month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 10 months of shutdown, 9 political protests, 8 google meets, 7 wildfires, 6 feet of distance, 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the eleventh month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 11 murder hornets, 10 months of shutdown, 9 political protests, 8 google meets, 7 wildfires, 6 feet of distance, 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
On the twelfth month of ‘20, my true love gave to me: 12 million cases, 11 murder hornets, 10 months of shutdown, 9 political protests, 8 google meets, 7 wildfires, 6 feet of distance, 5 golden masks, 4 WW3 threats, 3 monolith sightings, 2 candidates, and a Covid-19 vaccine!
We hope 2021 brings better things.
